Why We Need Caller ID.

Alyssa: Hello?
Voice from phone: [slurred, stumbling]Hey, how's it goin'
Alyssa: um. HelLO?
Voice from phone: Hey babe. Wassup?
Alyssa: I- uh- I think you have the wrong number.
Voice from phone: No I ain't... I wanchu.
Alyssa: No. I think you have the wrong number. Who is this.
Voice from phone: Who's THIS?
Alyssa: ....This is Alyssa. Who IS this?
Voice from phone: ooh. Thassa pretty name. What's yo-...
Alyssa: CLICK.


Well. That was awkward. Happy Halloween, I guess. The holiday of drunken prank calls.


ps: When I tried to *69 the number, it had been blocked. 25¢ down the drain.