Epic Quotes and Awesomesauce

So, Jonny and I went to see Close Your Eyes, The Word Alive, Underoath, and A Day to Remember, on Sunday, at the Orbit Room in GR.  It was easily the most hardcore show I've ever been to, and it was definitely in the top 3 shows I've ever been to (With the Underoath/ABR/Emery show last year, and The Classic Crime in May). There were lots of epic quotes from the evening, so I'm gonna pull a Lady G and list them.

[[Warning: Some of the people there did not have good language.  I will censor.  But unless you live under a rock, you'll probably know what they were saying. Mmmkthxbye.]]

*Standing in line*
Kid: Anyone got an extra ticket? Anybody? I've got forty bucks straight up for anyone who's got an extra ticket.
*blank stares*
Kid: FINE. I'll double it. Sixty.
Me: *to Jonny, but not as quietly as I intended* That's not double. Double would be eighty. I may be homeschooled, but I can do most basic math.
Kid in front of us: Hey man, if the homeschooler's correcting your math, you better move on.

Guard at door: ID. *marks our hands* Go in there.
Jonny: Oh, thank you, sir.
Me: Shut up. Stop thanking everyone you meet.

*Inside*
Close Your Eyes: THIS is my worship. THIS is my life.
CYE: CIRCLE PIT! CIRCLE PIT!

The Word Alive: I want to see this place moving from side to *censored* side.
TWA: When I say MOVE, I want you to *censored* MOVE.  And not a moment before.  3...2...1... ATTACK! MOVE!

Jonny: I want to crowdsurf.
Me: Go! I've only seen one person fall on their head and get dragged out by the security guards.
Jonny: ...

Jonny: I'M GOING IN! *leaps into mosh pit*

Spencer (Underoath): I want you guys to know, that Jesus is the reason we do all this.  We're not trying to shove anything down your throat, or judge you, but He IS the only way, and He IS the only reason we're able to be on this stage, rocking your teeth out tonight.

Me: You are SO sweaty.
Jonny: It's not my sweat.

Random drunk girl to me: Is THAT the new BLACKBERRY?
Me: No...
Her: I WAS SO EXCITED!

*After*


Guard at door: You kids have a good night.
Jonny: Thank you! You too, sir
Me: STOP. DOING. THAT.

Jonny: What are you doing?
Me: *running THROUGH massive puddles* I don't even care. I'm so hyper. I just almost got hit by a car. I'm just going through them.
Jonny: Follow me!
Me: I don't jump!
Jonny: PRANCE!

Jonny: I can't hear anything
Me: I bet we're screaming at each other in this car right now.
Jonny: We probably are.

Me: I went to a concert with Emilyy last year-
Jonny: Too soon?

And then there were the moments of sheer epicawesomewinsauceness.
*Jonny moshing AND crowdsurfing
*Toilet paper being thrown around the crowd.
*Random hardcore-dancing-kid man-hugging Jonny... twice.
*Throat clearing in the middle of "I'm Made of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of"
*Downfall. Of. Us. All. Enough said.